Pay once. Never pay for social media software again.
ZORP researches the trends, builds the strategy, writes every caption, scripts and edits your videos, and schedules it all across 8 platforms. Until August 9 you can own it for life instead of paying every month.
Lifetime access ends August 9, 2026 — for good. After that, ZORP is monthly subscriptions only. This is the only time lifetime will ever exist. Platform access opens August 10, 2026.
For 12 nights we unwrap one new feature at 5pm CST — a short demo, no spoilers. See what's been opened →
When this ends, lifetime access jumps to $895 / $1,495 / $2,395.
30-day content calendar
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12 Days of Christmas in July
A new feature unwrapped every night.
Twelve days. Twelve short demos. One drops at 5pm CST each night — and the lifetime price steps up as the days go by. The later you open the box, the more it costs.
Sound familiar?
You didn't start your business to become a full-time content creator.
But here you are at 11pm, staring at a blank caption box, wondering what to post tomorrow and whether the algorithm has a personal issue with you.
Posting consistently takes strategy, writing, filming, editing, and scheduling — every single week. That's not a task. That's a job you never applied for and don't get paid for.
And the tools that promise to help mostly hand you an empty calendar and wish you luck. That gap is exactly what ZORP closes.
The only tool that does the thinking and the doing.
ZORP researches what's trending, builds a real strategy per platform, writes fully fleshed-out captions, scripts your videos, edits your short-form in one click, and publishes across all 8 platforms on your approved schedule. It's not a template library. It's a social media system for people with a business to run.
A month of content, already done.
Open ZORP and see 30 days of strategy, captions, and scheduled posts laid out across every platform — no blinking cursor, no blank calendar.
- Monthly calendar view across every platform
- Every post pre-written with hooks + captions
- One-click reschedule across all 8 platforms
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What's included — in every plan
Everything your social media needs. All in one place.
Trend research
ZORP tracks what's actually getting traction in your niche across all 8 platforms — so your ideas are current, not recycled.
Platform strategy
A tailored strategy per platform, because LinkedIn and TikTok are not the same room with different wallpaper.
Fully written captions
Not prompts. Not outlines. A full month of posts, written, dated, and ready to approve.
Video scripts
Know exactly what to say before you hit record — Reels, TikToks, Shorts, all scripted for you.
One-click editing
Raw footage in, polished short-form out. Captions, overlays, jump cuts — no timeline required.
Schedule & publish
Approve once and ZORP posts everywhere on your schedule. Consistency without the calendar reminders.
Schedule & publish everywhere
All 8 platforms, included in every plan.
Lifetime access at July 28 · 5–8pm CST pricing.
Every plan includes every feature across all 8 platforms. The only difference is how many brands you run.
These lifetime plans disappear on August 9, 2026. After that ZORP is recurring monthly plans only — lifetime will never be offered again. Platform access opens August 10, 2026.
Solo
$795once
Normally $149/mo — pays for itself in 6 months
1 brand
For the solo creator or single-brand owner who's done winging it.
- All 8 social platforms
- Trend research
- One-Click Platform Strategy
- One-Click Full Content Calendars
- One-Click Video Scripts
- One-Click Video Editing
- One-Click Content Farming
- One-Click Schedule & Publish
Entrepreneur
$1,295once
Normally $249/mo — pays for itself in 6 months
Up to 3 brands
For the owner juggling multiple brands, locations, or projects.
- All 8 social platforms
- Trend research
- One-Click Platform Strategy
- One-Click Full Content Calendars
- One-Click Video Scripts
- One-Click Video Editing
- One-Click Content Farming
- One-Click Schedule & Publish
Agency
$1,995once
Normally $399/mo — pays for itself in 5 months
Up to 20 brands
For agencies and teams running social at scale.
- All 8 social platforms
- Trend research
- One-Click Platform Strategy
- One-Click Full Content Calendars
- One-Click Video Scripts
- One-Click Video Editing
- One-Click Content Farming
- One-Click Schedule & Publish
The price only goes one direction.
Every tier that passes is money you don't get back. All times CST. The last window closes August 9, 2026 — and lifetime access ends with it, permanently.
| Window | Solo | Entrepreneur | Agency |
|---|---|---|---|
| July 28 · 5–8pm CSTLive now | $795 | $1,295 | $1,995 |
| July 29 – Aug 1 | $895 | $1,495 | $2,395 |
| Aug 2 – Aug 5 | $1,095 | $1,795 | $2,795 |
| Aug 6 – Aug 9 | $1,195 | $1,995 | $3,195 |
From signup to scheduled in an afternoon.
Connect your brand
Tell ZORP about your brand, upload your docs, link your platforms. About 5 minutes, one time.
Review your strategy
ZORP builds the platform strategy and a full 30-day calendar with captions, scripts, and post times.
Approve & launch
Tweak anything you want, hit approve, and ZORP publishes on schedule. That's genuinely it.
Before you lock it in.
What does "lifetime" actually mean?
One payment for ongoing access to your plan — no monthly bill, ever. You keep every feature in your tier, including future improvements to it.
Can I upgrade plans later?
Yes. If you start on Solo and later need more brands, you can move up by paying the difference at the then-current lifetime price.
What counts as a brand?
Any unique business, account set, or entity you're creating content for. A bakery plus a photography side hustle is 2 brands.
Does every plan include every feature?
Yes. All 8 platforms and every ZORP feature are included in all 3 plans. The only difference is how many brands you run.
Why does the price go up?
Lifetime access is limited and priced in steps. Every few days the price climbs — the earlier you lock in, the less you pay, permanently.
What happens after August 9?
Lifetime access disappears on August 9, 2026 and never comes back. From that day forward ZORP is a monthly subscription only. This is the first and only time lifetime will ever be sold.
When do I get access to the platform?
Platform access opens August 10, 2026. Buy any time during the lifetime window and you'll be let in on day one, August 10.
Will you run this offer again next year?
No. This isn't a recurring promotion or an annual sale. Once the window closes on August 9, every new customer pays monthly, forever.
Lock in lifetime access before the price steps up.
One payment, no monthly bill, ever.
On August 9, 2026 lifetime access is gone for good. Every plan after that is a recurring monthly subscription. This is the only time lifetime will ever exist.